Random Junk

Subject: Random Junk Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:50 pm

Well, there is a Random section of the forum...
So, why not a Random Thread?
Just type absolutely anything that comes to mind...feel free to be completely random!!!

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:51 am

Green man hear us as we plead,Grant us power that we need,In the darkness we crouch and wait,Help us as we hone our hate...Goddess help us in our quest,Keep our enemies from rest,In the stillness let them hear..Their own hearts pound loud in fear.

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:02 am

Why did the derkhas cross the road?

To blow up the other side.

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:55 pm

I sometimes ponder why tenacious werewolves stalk me in my dream state. For some reason, I have found that they have been telepathically commanded by a giant blue whale by the name of Tim. Tim is an evil mastermind that claims to swim in cereal bowls across the globe. I am scared of Tim...

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:01 pm

did you know my god fish died? ohh sorry i thought you was talkin about things that didnt matter. people scare me.! i have a turtle and his name is billy he is green and likes to swim with me in my pool. im under a vehicale it is a hummer and it goes very fast.ahaha. flying fish scare me they like to pee on me and attend to laugh when i scream "im dien, im dien, help me somethin is peen on me". onee day my crush was leaning in and i thought it was to kiss me but he was leaning in to tell me that i had grown a mustache . one day i got trapt in a car and thought of smashing the windows out and as soon as i did my friend said "why didnt you juss unlock the door". one day i was in my tub and wanted to get the water out and so i went to get buckets to pour it out when i had poured all of it out i noticed there was a plugg you could pull to drain the water to day i found out my identity was stolin the person got crdit cards in my name and didnt play th bill, the worst part about it is that i cant turn the person in cuz its my mom, and sending her to jail wouldnt work out for anyone. today several members of my family and friends started to delete me on facebook aparrently i wont stop talkin about AQW! today my fiance suggested we bring his edlerly mother on our hunnymoon..... today i had a major fall out with my bestfriend and sent her a message sain " im goin to fucking kill you,asshole" i noticed that i accidently sent it to my boss.... im still waiting on a reply....!?

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:27 pm

Purple monkey dishwasher! Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!! Electric socket, flying monkey spleen. I got home when a gun shot was fired. The guy screamed PANCAKES, and ran for his shoe. I got a call saying that 5 bannanas were killed. I cried my eyes out. then. I saw a monkey. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:00 pm

The tank took up my Whole wall and the one dog fish ate the lil dog fish and so i was going to cut the lil one out..but i dont like to hurt animals, so i ran trying not to look back ..but to late ~i did~ and seen about 30 Zombies chaseing me across the farm with bags of chips in one hand and cream cheese in the other..i was like"WHAT THE BAGEL?!? !"Kept running and hit a pole. Looked up after a few and seen a Angel standing over me *btw Angels are not all nice* he told me my mother was killed cuz i was mixed and he was whole..Ended up in his bed went to run and out the door but..DUH Angels dont need doors*Facepalm* so i wait..Not for long a dinoasur was asking where the volcano was while we was racing to a trailer i used to live in and we jumped a few fences and pasted a few ppl in jeeps.After an hour of skating we found the Volcano and skated around it.

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:48 pm

So, I recently discovered that the candy Snickers is made up of Horse Radish and Dog Poop...contrary to popular belief...

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:35 am

Word spread
around
Your death was cruel
All I know
Is that your were such a
fool
To tie that rope around your neck
To not even have the respect
To
tell your friends close and dear
That you knew your time was near
All you
did was cholk and gasp
Now all of us miss you at last ~Adam~

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:51 pm

You remember the Telepathic Blue Whale named Tim? Well, supposedly he has recruited a pack of rabid turtle ducks in his army of Silliness...his plans as of this moment are unknown. But I sense chaos and discord coming my way. He has some reason to be hostile towards me. If my body is found, tell my love monkey that it was the doing of Tim....please....Help me...

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:14 pm

... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code...

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:41 pm

I also walked home one night...strange
But a robed man jumped from a bush and yelled
DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS!!!

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:54 pm

Why am I going there now? Am I capable of that? Is that serious? It is not serious at all. It's simply a fantasy to amuse myself; a plaything! Yes, maybe it is a plaything,Where is it I've read that someone condemned to death says or think, an hour before his death, that if he had to live on some high rock, on such a narrow ledge that he'd only room to stand, and the ocean, everlasting darkness, everlasting solitude, everlasting tempest around him, if he had to remain standing on a square yard of space all his life, a thousand years, eternity, it were better to live so than to die at once! Only to live, to live and live! Life, whatever it may be!

Subject: Re: Random Junk Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:02 am

Ok.....

Subject: Re: Random Junk Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:27 pm

No comment Shocked

Subject: Re: Random Junk Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:18 pm

-Insert Favorite Troll Face-

Subject: Re: Random Junk Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:01 pm

I think I might have a secret Crush on stabs friend Kaien Asano,Love guys that can make cool stuff on computer's lol and with MUSIC that was awesome...and my 1st tiem seeing anything like it LOVED IT I love you

Subject: Re: Random Junk Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:31 pm

What's funny, is that I made a vid just like he did...xD
But I'll let him know you're his admirer...

Subject: Re: Random Junk Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:52 pm

yasha e.e seriously u crushing on sume1 u havn't seen or know o.o Neutral

Subject: Re: Random Junk Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:30 am

His was better tho..no offence.. And I Never meet him either!! o.e

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:24 pm

who's tht?

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:08 pm

Anyone played AC Brotherhood? cheers

Subject: Re: Random Junk Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:21 pm

IMMA FIRIN' MY BAN-HAMMER! >:O *burns his hammers*

Subject: Re: Random Junk Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:16 pm

Loool i see sumone has taken thier pick of my Badges. /e Looks around

Hmmm....

LOOL

Subject: Re: Random Junk Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:33 pm

» Naz's random topic of random.

Salutations,fellow remaining TAWE Reborn members.
I have remade the site to make it look "brighter". Hope you guys like it. Now,if Resident_Evil5 and NaitZabes do not show up during the reopening of TAWE Reborn,I will be choosing a new Co-Leader and a new Co-CO-Leader. That's about it,I guess...

Your Clan Leader,
~V1nc3nt/Sakura~

Salutations,fellow TAWE Reborn members,
I've found a great guide,and have decided to add it to our rules. It was written by Zyrain of BattleOn Forums.

"Are there things you should do to be polite in an MMO? Things you shouldn't do? What manners are considered acceptable -- and what aren't? Are there any people that you've met on AQW that really stand out in your mind because they were really nice?

Here is a lovely guide on in-game etiquette thanks to Razgriz, I reckon it has good principles for people to follow.

AQWorlds Etiquettes & Guide To Be Friendly

Table of Contents

[1] Interacting with fellow Players
[2] Non-Verbal Actions
[3] Help out the Community
[4] Other Do's and Don'ts

[1] Interacting with fellow Players

Try to be as friendly as possible and be polite to your fellow players. Here's what you should and shouldn't do in terms of interaction and community:

1. Try to be friendly and helpful: Nice people often find new friends really quick, whether it is at a party or a random room. it doesn't matter. your helpfulness will be appreciated

2. Be polite: It gets you very far, polite people will find it easier to find friendly players. They'll also find fun just hanging around and talking to people

3. Don't spam (silly pointless annoying messages): repeative spamming is annoying, it takes up chat box space and destroys community. Spamming party invites and summons is also counted as spam in general. A spammer will most likely be ignored on the spot, and is one of the most disliked types of players

4. Don't use swear words: Filter evasion is bad, really really bad. Evading out of random will most likely get you warning from others (hopefully). however if you insult someone by using filter evasion most aren't as forgiving and you'll face the concequences.

5. Do not stalk/harass others: Stalkers and harrassers are among the most hated types of players in the game, keep in mind that there are real life people behind that screen, Don't think like ''it's just a game'' if you harrass their characters the persons themselves can feel offended too.
The same is with stalking, even though it's in the game, the players have the right on privacy, respect that and don't stalk them.

6. Mind someone's feelings: People can be offended if you mistreat their character. This may not always be the case, but do keep in mind it's possible you might hurt someone's feelings.

7. Don't type in all caps: It's very annoying and sometimes seen as spam, someone using …

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